I could talk for hours
All about your magic powers
But I don't think that would
Do much good
When the spell you cast is broken
And I know the path you've chosen
It seemed to wander
Winding under
A bridge

You're sitting there like a troll
Eating a dead man's bones

I brought the clown to your search party
And he's even got balloons
Blowing on my kazoo
Lit the candles too
Only one missing is you

I guess I can't remember
April through September
Still, well
Christmas in November
July, you lie, you lie
To me still
And then you tell me all about the things
I don't want to hear
I close my eyes and look around, and you disappear
Better watch your temper, temper, temper, temper
You better cool off, boy

I brought the clown to your search party
And he's even got balloons
Wearing my best suit
I got presents too
The only one missing is you

Since it's just a joke to you
Why would I go for broke and be penniless and senseless?
You're completely reprehensless
Check the lenses on your glasses
And I know it might seem classless
But I never left you stranded
You abandoned me so long ago, yeah

One, two, one, two, three, four

I brought the clown to your search party
And he's even got balloons
Wearing my best suit
I got presents too
The only one missing is you