Hey timmy! what do you wanna be when you grow up?
Uh... I wanna be a pro gamer
Well timmy, uh... what in the blue gumdrops is a progamer?
I wanna play video games professionally and get paid for it
Oh timmy... you're gonna need a real job
If you want to survive in the real world!
A real job? oh no... I'm not good at real jobs!

I know it sounds silly but I really, really wanna be a pro
(whoa whoa)
Getting all the ladies maybe one day I'll be starring in a show
(whoa whoa)
Never dreaming cuz I'm saving 0 hours for sleep
I'd be playing and be playing 80 hours a week
It sounds silly, but little timmy really, really wants to be a pro
(whoa whoa)

It all started with my nes, yes
It all started with my nes, and I was the very best
Carried it from various areas with a television near me
I was probably the scariest from the east to west
That's "undebatable", I know you're all relating too
The arcade's a zoo, and I'm such an animal
Standing up for days is what street fighter made me do
That's understandable cuz all my friends played it too
My old lady hate it, im staying up late
And I barely even ate, cuz my diet's only "8 bit"
Picture a little black, skinny-ass, middle class
Kid that played punch out, doing it big with little mac
And now you want to, play with me in contra
Yeah I know that memories of level 7 haunt ya
Up up down down left right left right b a start
And then you tear the game apart!

And I know it sounds silly
But I really, really wanna be a pro (whoa whoa)
Getting all the ladies maybe one day
I'll be starring in a show (whoa whoa)
Never dreaming cuz I'm saving 0 hours for sleep
I'd be playing and be playing 80 hours a week
It sounds silly, but little timmy really, really wants to be a pro
(whoa whoa)

Now I'm posted with doritos and a can of dr. pepper
I got my neo geo playing fatal fury special
I use a 'metal slug'ger when I'm playing 'super baseball'
In 2020, Imma still be an ace!
Call anyone and everyone
To come and get their dreams smashed
On dreamcast, I was 'ready 2 rumble'
So watch competitors crumble
You better run or get annihilated
Even my vmu keeps on making smiley faces
The amount of places that I owned locally
Made me get a modem to dominate em globally
My notoriety came with such variety
To the point that society wanted to say good-bye to me!
My last girl said she'd make me dreams be the truth
So with a big smile, I threw her a tifa suit
She said "jeez, do I look like a freak to you? " (uh, yeah)
"what's next, you gonna dress me up as pikachu? " (duh)
I don't mean to be rude, but either please put this on
Or be gone, cuz I got a game to beat or two
We broke up the next day, it saddened me
The' final fantasy' offered to me to be reality

I know it sounds silly but I really
Really wanna be a pro (whoa whoa)
Getting all the ladies
Maybe one day I'll be starring in a show (whoa whoa)
Never dreaming cuz I'm saving 0 hours for sleep
I'd be playing and be playing 80 hours a week
It sounds silly, but little timmy really
Really wants to be a pro (whoa whoa)

Remember, those cold decembers
Oh I remember, that old nintendo
What I went through to be here
I will make this one thing clear
This road is ending (I'm almost pro)
This road is ending (I'm almost pro!)

Yeah I love my games so much, I'm getting 'em all mixed up
I got carpal tunnel all up in my wrist cuz
Fps, rts and mmo rpgs
Make me need to afk, but I never brb
The payment for my car is far past due
Cuz of brood war, I choose more starcraft 2
And they shut my heat off, I can't afford no dinner
Thanks to "blizzard" it's gonna be a "stone cold" winter

Korea! I see ya, seoul korea
I see ya, seoul korea I see ya seoul korea
I see my whole career... starting in seoul, korea
You see my soul 'agreeas' that I belong in seoul, korea
For real!

I know it sounds silly but I really, really wanna be a pro
(whoa whoa)
Getting all the ladies maybe one day I'll be starring in a show
(whoa whoa)
Never dreaming cuz I'm saving 0 hours for sleep
I'd be playing and be playing 80 hours a week
It sounds silly, but little timmy really, really wants to be a pro
(whoa whoa)