Ron
You're harry freakin' potter!
You don't understand
You're a legend, man
To us all!

Every son and daughter

Ron & the kids: [spoken] "safe! "

Ron
From you-know-who
All because of you!
You were small
But I wonder if you can recall

Ron
Long story short
This guy
[Whispered] "voldemort"
Was super cruel

Harry
[Spoken] "voldemort? "

The kids
[Gasp!] "shh! "

[Chorus: OOh...]

Ron
Tried to kill you and your parents
And this is where it gets intensely cool

Even though you were a tiny little boy
You shoulda died but you survived and then destroyed
This evil guy and it's story we enjoy to tell

Ron & the kids
You're harry freakin' potter!
We don't prefer gandalf
Merlin, or oz
You're a whole lot hotter!
With that lighting scar
You're a superstar to us all!
If we're in trouble we know who to call!

Rita skeeter
You're harry freakin' potter!
I wouldn't wince at all
You're invincible to all harm!

Like betty crocker

Rita skeeter & the kids
[OOh!]

Rita
I wanna eat you up!
No one'll beat you up
With that charm!
Remember, harry, kid
You're the boss
You're the king
You're the bomb!

Harry
But this is all so sad
I mean, my mom and dad
Were killed, long ago

The kids
[Long ago they died!]

Harry
I wanna be psyched
But being unliked
Is all I know

[All he knows, that's why]

Harry
I never thought I'd be a part of such a fate
An opportunity eleven years late
I guess it's time for me step up to the plate
And show 'em that I'm something great!

I'm harry freakin' potter!
I'll do what I can
If what you say I am is true!

I can't be bothered
By my awful past
I've found at last
Something I can do
So it's time I knew
Exactly who I am

I'm harry freakin' potter!

The kids
You're harry freakin' potter!

Harry & the kids
I'm you're harry freakin' potter!

Harry
And I'm the man!

The kids
[Ahh]

Harry & the kids
[Spoken] "harry freakin' potter! "