Jethro thank you for the good times
Jethro thank you for your love
You got me stoned when there was bud
I'll miss you my favorite bong

You got me stoned you got me high
You got me so stoned I thought I was going to die

Oh glass you put me on my ass
You never got to meet my pal Jethro
You were taken and I still don't have you back
The Naranhas took you for their pack

You got me stoned you got me high
You got me so stoned I thought I was going to die

You knocked out Ralphy with a good cough
And he was never the same
We watched him as he exploded
Jethro you saved the day
We'd slide you in expecting the best
And you put out better than the rest
We lit you up and sucked you in
And you expanded in my chest

Oh Jethro thank you for the good times
Jethro thank you for your love
You got me stoned when there was bud
I'll miss you my favorite bong

You got me stoned you got me high
You got me so stoned I thought I was going to die

If there's one night that I do recall
It was the day at the village
We sat there waiting and expectant
Cos Jethro was ready to play
You knocked out Chilly and the Jiggler too
But they had nothing to say
Cos when it' s 4:20 and Jethro appears
Everything is okay

Oh Jethro thank you for the good times
Jethro thank you for your love
You got me stoned when there was bud
I'll miss you my favorite bong