Let me guess, tiny, a small salad?

I'll take a double triple party deluxe on a raft, four by four animal style

Ayy, big racks, I need that

Well done, where the cheese at?

Ayy, big flex, believe that

My friends got my back, touché

To the left, to the left, to the left (Yay!)

To the right, to the right, you the best (Yay!)

Stand up, stand up, hands up (Yay!)

You the best, you the best, never give up (Yay!)

I'm flipping them patties, I'm chillin' with Patrick

The boat pull up backwards, a day full of laughter

See Sandy Cheeks (Yeah) , I'm burstin' her bubble

A jellyfish lover, I'll catch me a couple (Yeah)

A magical world, the F is for fun

I'd run to the sun if only I could

Now turn to your neighbor and make sure they're swell

I probably will be forever be young

I'm feeling a little bit Krabby, how can I be happy when people are spending me money

The barnacles blue in the morning, I'm skipping outside

And yeah, I hope that it's sunny

Aye aye, Captain, gettin' the check and I'm gettin' the plunder

Aye aye, Captain, squawk like a dolphin, I'm duckin' the Dutchman (Ayy)

To the left, to the left, to the left (Yay!)

To the right, to the right, you the best (Yay!)

Stand up, stand up, hands up (Yay!)

You the best, you the best, never give up (Yay!)

Never wastin' my time

Young, still in my prime

I got fun on my mind

Pineapple on the side

Starfish, and I shine (Yeah)

Friends comin' offsides, real friends, I got five (Ayy)

Sandy, Patrick, it's a vibe

Mrs. Puff let me drive

Whippin' the boat, I'm fine (You good?)

(Hello Mrs. Puff!)

Watch me drop the top in Bikini Bottom (Drop it)

Krabby Patties, you know I got 'em (I got 'em)

In the ocean, you know I'm poppin' (I'm poppin, ayy)

And my pet Gary, can't leave without him (Yay!)

To the left, to the left, to the left (Yay!)

To the right, to the right, you're the best (Yay!)

Stand up, stand up, hands up (Yay!)

You the best, you the best, never give up (Yay!)

Are you ready? (Aye aye, Captain!)

I can't hear you (Aye aye, Captain!)

Ooh, I hop in the boat and I ride 'round the city (Ride)

No license, but Mrs. Puff, but she givin' it to me

A beautiful day, what it's lookin' to be

Some jellyfish, yeah, we just caught like three

But hold on (Hold on)

We on a mission right now to find Gary, he long gone

I'm with my friends and we never get scared, it's me and (Spongebob Squarepants! oh yeah)

Squidward and Patrick and Sandy and (Spongebob Squarepants! yeah)

We family like, ooh!

To the left, to the left, to the left (Yay!)

To the right, to the right, you the best (Yay!)

Stand up, stand up, hands up (Yay!)

You the best, you the best, never give up (Yay!)