If I was mean as you
I would of done that to you
I'd be running down your name
While I'll be putting of the flame
With someone new
If I had a street like that
Down the middle of my bath
Baby it would be all black and blue
Beat down broken up and bruised
If I was mean as you
Now baby don't you worry
I ain't waisting my sweet time
I want you to be the first to know
You're the last thing on my mind
If I cared enough to hurt you
You'd never get a good night rest
Wondering what I was going to do
The nasty thing to you
Baby I've learned from the best

If I was mean as you
Out of hell I'd put you through
I'd be running down your name
While I'll be putting of the flame
With someone new
If I had a street like that
Down the middle of my bath
Baby it would be all black and blue
Beat down broken up and bruised
If I was mean as you

I'd let the guy spend the night
Make sure you see his car
I'd put in on a billboard
Just how terrible you are
I's shoot another arrow through your heart
If I was mean as you
If I had a street like that
Down the middle of my bath
Baby it would be all black and blue
Beat down broken up and bruised
If I was mean as you [x2]