I've been feeling like a piece of rice paper Think I'll move to an island and turn into vapor Get a scooter and a house on a hill Fish all day just to fill up the grill Spend my mornings making chocolate milk and Eggos My days at the beach, my nights stepping on Legos Wave to the world, screaming, "Hasta luego" Everybody back home will say, "Where the hell did he go? "
Gonna hop in a boat, throw the paddle away Offer my heart up to the break and the sway Wake up every day in the sun Kick off my flip-flops and go for a run Gonna hop on my scooter, go down to the store When people say, "Are you him? " I'll say, "Not anymore" With the wind in my hair, I'm gonna scooter my blues away
I hear those islands calling my name Since the first time I saw 'em, Lord, I ain't been the same Maybe I'll end up in Chalong Or over in Kata Not or up in Karon Buy me a bar in Nakhon Si Thammarat Learn how to kickbox so I don't get fat And suck on some coconuts and play me some checkers Lay on the beach 'til all my freckles connected
Gonna hop in a boat, throw the paddle away Offer my heart up to the break and the sway Wake up every day in the sun Kick off my flip-flops and go for a run Gonna hop on my scooter, go down to the store When people say, "Are you him? " I'll say, "Not anymore" With the wind in my hair, I'm gonna scooter my blues away
Oh, I'm gonna hop in a boat, throw the paddle away Offer my heart up to the break and the sway Wake up every day in the sun Kick off my flip-flops and go for a run Gonna hop on my scooter, go down to the store When people say, "Are you him? " I'll say, "Not anymore" With the wind in my hair, I'm gonna scooter my blues away With the wind in my hair, I'm gonna scooter my blues away