I was 12 years old and never been laid
I wanted to go to a party one day
But my mom said fuck that in the A
Go do your spelling and your algebra

I couldn't understand the reason
She threw a cock block on the boy
Then I remembered that she was a woman
And that time of the month
never seemed to coincide with joy

So I snuck out the back, went anyway
Bitch ain't gonna fuckin' ruin my day
Just because she's on the rag
She's on the rag
She's on the rag

I was hangin' out chillin' in a public pool
With my two-tone Op's feelin' cool
I looked at the shallow end and what did I see
More blood than a scene on jaws 3d

The waters gettin' dark and cloudy
Little kids trying to swim away
Teen girl smack in the middle
Sharing all the all the joys
of menstruation on an august day

Now she's mad at her mom
Hates her dad
For never tellin' her about Maxi Pads
The whole pool knows she's on the rag
She's on the rag
She's on the rag

She's on the rag
And it's ruining her fuckin' day
Messin' up her summers eve
Too bad she couldn't get spayed

Does anybody ever really need to know
When the girl next to you
is getting menstrual flow
If you still get the giggles 'bout blood below
It's about fuckin' time that you started to grow

Cause you'd be kickin' the dog
Kickin' the cat
Eatin' ice cream and gettin' real fat!
That's how you deal with, bein' on the rag
Bein' on the rag
Bein' on the rag