I hear over there it's snowing
It's "I can't feel my toes" degrees
Darling that's just too cold for me
Darling that's just too cold for me

You say I'm missing out on a white christmas
But I've gotta disagree
Cause the temperature's nice
And the sand here is white
And my presents are under a coconut tree

Christmas across the sea
A little too cold for old frosty
Strung up plastic icicles
Festive but still tropical
You ride one horse open sleighs
We ride big hawaiian waves
This is christmas in the rainbow state

It's not that I don't like cold weather
Snowball fights or icy streets
But while you're bundled up
With your cocoa mug
I sip mai tai's at the beach

Christmas across the sea
A little too cold for old frosty
Strung up plastic icicles
Festive but still tropical
You ride one horse open sleighs
We ride big hawaiian waves
This is christmas in the rainbow state

Instead of jack frost nipping my nose
I can lay on the beach
The sun will kiss my toes
Nothing is quite as refreshing as ice
In my pina colada in paradise