Early Monday morning
Little bunny was awaken
He was jerked from a lovely dream
Where a huge carrot could be seen
The dream had turned real
An appetizing meal
He cried ot "Oh my God!"
Now it's time to get stuffed

Bunny took a look around
& his eyes found
there were a bunc of lovely chicks
watching him & ready for kicks
Couldn't be delayed
From his path he didn't stray
All the way he enjoyed himself
Ballsy Bunny will never fail

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Bunny wouldn't call his cage a prison
He doesn't want to get away from here
He's got no sensibility just reason
Too stuffed with food he doesn't need freedom

During the day & night
Feels himself alright
Only duty's to his chicks
He's got to keep 'em satisfied
Food for the body & soul
In his cage he's got it all
No one knows an easier life
Sex & food's what makes 'im jive

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