It's hard work chasing the next high
The cheese at the end, an eternal drive

Threaten me with a good time!
Show me yours, I'll show you mine
And we can bring back Saint John's dance!
Embrace the mania, but everybody will be just fine

Hear ye! Hear ye! I decree: Let the good times roll, courtersy of me

The world's a venue
Come one, Come all!
Where your inhibitions don't make the call

Forget about the blood, sweat and tears
It's all about getting booze, sex and cheers

When you're past the end of days, step inside
You're free to numb the pain

Saints and Sinners, we meet halfway
Where the praise virtue, we own our ways

I do it for the fiery pits n' giggles
And I rule with a iron fist

Try me, push me, tempt me
You'll find out that my fun's not weakness

Finally a place where you know you can free yourself
Cut loose the beast

A pas de deux with debauchery
Bask in depravaty
Let's disturb the peace

Is this how you get your sick kicks?
*Laughter*
I love it

Were you the killer who trapped people
In a mansion in a classic case of whodunit?
Premeditate murder?
*Squee! Petting puppies?
Partake in some good ol' cultic studies?

We have it all here, friend
Pick your poison
Feel it through your veins and make some noise
Don't worry about a thing
You're in good hands

Fostering your darkest demands
So what do you say?
You in, you out?
The party's on, through acid rain or drought!

Forget about the blood, sweat and tears
It's all about getting booze, sex and cheers

When you're past the end of days, step inside
You're free to numb the pain

Saints and Sinners, we meet halfway
Where the praise virtue, we own our ways

I do it for the fiery pits n' giggles
And I rule with a iron fist

Try me, push me, tempt me
You'll find out that my fun's not weakness

Finally a place where you know you can free yourself
Cut loose the beast

A pas de deux with debauchery
Bask in depravaty
Let's disturb the peace