I tried to fix the cooker in the kitchen<br />
Gas was coming out of every hole<br />
Everything was leaking, reeking always<br />
So I went down to the office of the dole<br />
<br />
Away...they said<br />
You’ve got to get yourself<br />
Away...they said<br />
You’ve got to get yourself away from here<br />
A liberty<br />
They took from me<br />
<br />
(And) now I’m feeling just a little vex, yeah<br />
I don’t feel like I’ve done anything wrong<br />
All I want is warmth without my arse blown up<br />
But this little fucker won’t get off the phone<br />
<br />
Away... they said<br />
You’ve got to get yourself<br />
Away... they said<br />
You’ve got to get yourself away from here<br />
A liberty<br />
They took away from me<br />
<br />
So I took a little time to think of action<br />
I can’t go home, I can’t stay, I’ve had enough<br />
So I fired up all the gas and blew the dole up<br />
Left that little fucker blackened on the phone