We have our own suggestions for the new nanny. Would you like to hear them?
Homer
You have my undivided attention
(Homer's brain says otherwise as it is playing a "Steamboat Willie" version of "Turkey in the Straw, " which he hums along with.)
Marge
Well, I'd like to hear your suggestions
Lisa
(to Bart) Maestro, if you please
(Bart presses the play button on a boombox, which starts playing a cheery tune.)
Lisa (cont'd)
If you wish to be our sitter
Please be sweet and never bitter
Help us with math and book reports
Bart
Might I add: "Eat my shorts"
Lisa
Bart!
Bart
Just cuttin' through the treacle
Lisa
If Maggie's fussy, don't avoid her
Bart
Let me get away with moider
Lisa
Teach us songs and magic tricks
Homer
Might I add: no fat chicks
Marge
Homer!
Lisa
The nanny we want
Is kindly and sage
Homer
And one who will work
For minimum wage
Lisa
Hurry, nanny
Things are grim
Grampa
I'll do it!
Bart and Lisa
Anyone but him!