Hail to thee, Kamp Krusty
By the shores of Big Snake Lake
Though your swings are rusty
We know they'll never break
From your gleaming mess hall
To your hallowed baseball field
And your spic 'n' span infirmary
Where all our wounds are healed
Hail to thee, Kamp Krusty
Below Mt. Avalanche
We will always love Kamp Krusty

Let's rock this party! Come on, Otto Mann!

Yaah! Heh-heh-heh! Yeah! Woah!
Hail to thee, Kamp Krusty
I'm the transportation dude
I got the gig when they saw my sign
It said, "I will work for food! "
So, hail! Yeah, hail! Alright, hail!
Take it away, Lisa

Hail to thee, Kamp Krusty
With your frequent moose attacks
There are skunks in half the bunks
But at least I've got my sax
And I'd like to play

Okay, Martin, dazzle 'em

A pox on thee, Kamp Krusty!
I came here to lose weight!
O fate most cruel, they fed me gruel
And stuff that looks like bait

And a pox on thee, Clown Krusty!
Your behavior gives us pause
Your heart is hard, you have no regard
For the state's child labor laws!
A pox on thee, Kamp Krusty!
We are yearning to be free!
We will ne'er return to Krusty!

Aw, put a lid on it, Martin, let's rock this camp!

I Hate It!

Kamp Krusty!

Can'T Stand It!

Kamp Krusty!

Let'S Burn It!

Kamp Krusty!

Let'S Fry It!

Kamp Krusty!

Don'T Try It!

Kamp Krusty!

Electrocute It!

Kamp Krusty!

Let'S Do It!

Kamp Krusty!

Annihilate It!

Kamp Krusty!

Regurgitate It!

Kamp Krusty!

Refute It!

Kamp Krusty!

Then Boot It!

Kamp Krusty!

I Hate It!

Kamp Krusty!

Can'T Stand It!

Kamp Krusty!

Disband It!

Kamp Krusty!