Well, I come down here from the mountain top
And I cut you down like an autumn crop
My love for you will never stop
But, I pulled you over like a small town cop


Hay fever's knockin' at your door
You can feed the dogs lyin' on your floor
Took all your gold from your chester drawer
I can drive you crazy, yes, I can


Well, I can't hunt and I can't fish
But I can drive you crazy, yes, I can
I can't even make a dish
I can drive you crazy, yes, I can


Ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh
Ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh


Ask me on a date and I show up late
I can drive you crazy, yes, I can
Blow out your birthday candles, steal your cake
I can drive you crazy, yes, I can



Hay fever's knockin' at your door
You can feed the dogs lyin' on your floor
Took all your gold from your chester drawer
I can drive you crazy, yes, I can


Ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh
Ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh


I can drive you crazy, yes, I can
I can drive you crazy, yes, I am