Hey, you gotta let me go with you
You don't know what is like to be considered a freaky
Well, maybe, you do, but that's why is gotta stick together

No, no, no
Don't speak, don't speak, don't speak
Just hear me out
I might surprise you

I'll be a friend
When others despise you

Don't roll your eyes
Stop with the mopin'
You need a pal
My calendar is open

I'll bring you soup
When you feel congested

I'll bail you out
When you get arrested

I'll got your back
When things get scary

And I'll shave it
When it gets hairy

Don't let me go
Don't let me go
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Don't let me go

You need me
You need me

I'll treat you right
And never act shoddy

If you kill a man
I'll hide the body

What you say?
You're not responding

I think we're bonding

Don't let me go
Don't let me go
Don't let me go
Oh, oh, oh, oh
You need me

You and me, we belong together
Like butter and grits
Like kibbles and bits
Like ying and yang
Strum and drang
Like Eng and Chang
Attached at the hip

But not an old lady hip
That might break

I'm gonna be on you
Like a fat kid on cake
Like cupid and psyche
Like Pop Rocks and Mikey

We'll sitck together
like the Velcro stuff

I'm the fuzzy side and you'll be spiky
Like little kids and pijamas
with those funny things at the bottom
You know, feeties
Like donuts and what's go with donuts?
Donuts and diabetes

Don't let me go
Don't let me go
Don't let me go
Don't let me go

Hold me, hug me, take me, please

Nah, nah, nah, nah
Please, don't let me go
I need you, I need you, I need you

Don't let me
Do-on't, do-on't
Don't let me g-g-g-go