You didn't knock when you entered, baby
You didn't wipe your feet

I didn't see no Open house sign
Is this a trick or trade?

You need to brush up on fairytales, friend
Cause dragons like their sleep

I wrote the book on fire breathing
Why don't you read it and weep?

I'm gonna shake you
I'm gonna bake you
I'm gonna make you a donkey potpie

Salisbury steak you
I'll frosted flake you
I'll paty cake you
My donkey potpie
Yeah!

My, what big teeth you have
They're so sparkling white
I bet you hear this
From all of your food
But, you must bleach at night
Is this a hint minty freshness?
Oh, I'm scared to death
I like a girl with a dazzling smile
And a Tic Tac on her breath
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Don't kill me, lady with the pretty teeth

I'm gonna love you
and take hold of you
I will velvet glove you
My donkey potpie

I'm gonna keep you
Little little boo peep you
I'm gonna sweep you up to the sky

I'm gonna squeeze you
I'm gonna tease you
I'm gonna please you
I'm gonna have me a big ol' honking sloppy gloppy
Cherry on the toppy piece of donkey potpie
Donkey
Donkey
Donkey
Potpie!