I'm getting a goat for Christmas
He has hooves and a furry white face
He'll sleep in my bed
While I kiss his head
I'm getting a goat for Christmas
Neigh, neigh, neigh

Well I got a goat for Christmas
He didn't work out very well
He kicked Papa in the head
And he pooped in the bed
Now I'm eating a goat for Christmas
Neigh, neigh, neigh