Ya raz poyekhal na shashlyk
Shalavu nashu priglasili
Vodyary yashchik por, kak byk
Nu, nakonets, puzyr' raspili
Snachala bylo vso nishtyak
Vse srazu do trusov razdelis'
Podruga, na, derzhi stakan
Potom my pesni s ney raspelis'
Nay-na-na-nay-na-nay-na-na-na
Nay-na-na-nay-na-nay-na-na-na

Nalil, postavil ya puzyr', khotel obnyat' svoyu podrugu
V otvet menya obnyal upyr', razdalsya dikiy voy v okruge
Odin vampir shashlyk skhvatil
Stekayet krov' s klykov u gada
I srazu ya puzyr' dopil. Pizdets prishol, lomit'sya nado

Raz poshla takaya p'yanka, rasstavlyay, blya, stakany
Rasstavlyay, blya, stakany, p'yom my krov' u satany
Bezhal dorogoy cherez les
Navstrechu zombi prut pomalu
Odin obkurennyy polez, kolom ya vrezal po yebalu
Ochnulsya utrom v trezvyake
Ment zachital mne protokol
"Zaderzhan byl v odnom noske
V rukakh osinovyy byl kol"

Zaderzhan byl v chom mat' rodila
Vidala b shchas, tebya, debila
Khvatal prokhozhikh, skvernoslovil
Na nashu vlast' khernyu burodil
Nogami pizdil narkomanov, u nikh
Nashli gashish v karmanakh
A to, chto, blyat', krichal "vampiry", et na mentovke u sortira
Koroche s nami, brat, ne spor', poluchish' ty pyatnadtsat' zor'
A tak vashche-to ty likhoy, da ne v poryadke s golovoy!

Yesli ne umeyesh' pit', mozhesh' dushu ty propit'
Chtoby "belku" ne skhvatit', nauchis' bratishka pit'!
Yesli ne pokhmelish'sya, to tebe pridot kabzdets
Raz poshla takaya p'yanka, rezh' posledniy ogurets!