You think you're alone,
you're the only one who's got those problems with yourself,
cause you don't know anyone else
who's ever masturbated twice a day.

You think you're insane,
because you think the thoughts you think.
Every time you see a girl,
you enter your green world,
you close your eyes and then you dream away.

But let me tell you, it's good and it's ok
to masturbate everyday, yeah.

You think you're alone,
you're the only one who's got those problems with yourself,
cause you don't know anyone else
who's ever masturbated twice a day.