Yeah I'll admit
I've had sex before marriage
I've smoked ton of weed
And then I [?]
Yeah I confess
I've scrolled through Pornhub
Thought impure thoughts
And acted upon them

So if the pearly gates
Won't open up for me
At least I know
There's somewhere else I can go

Thank God
Thank God for making a Hell
Thank God for making a place full of fire
And greedy ass liars
Where I'm just like everyone else
Thank God for help

Yeah I'll admit
My mind's a bit dirty
Only go to church
When somebody's forced me
Yeah I confess
I've said some bad words
And I haven't yet, but I bet
I'll get a divorce
So if the pearly gates
Won't open up for me
At least I know
There's somewhere else I can go

Thank God
Thank God for making a Hell
Thank God for making a place full of fire
And greedy ass liars
Where I'm just like everyone else
Thank God
Thank God for knowing me well
Thank God for making a place I can [?]
And tell fucked up jokes
Eternally just be myself
Thank God for help
Thank God for help

If the pearly gates
Won't open up for me
Fuck them

Thank God
Thank God for making a Hell
Thank God for making a place full of fire
And greedy ass liars
Where I'm just like everyone else
Thank God
Thank God for knowing me well
Thank God for making a place I can [?]
And tell fucked up jokes
Eternally just be myself
Thank God for help