Knock, knock
Who's there?
No, knock knock
What?
It's a joke
Knock knock
Who's there?
Knocked up
Knocked up who?
Knocked up you

Start getting ready
There's no point in your trying to hide
The one you hide from already nestled inside

Watch in amazement
Your transformation has just begun
You'll barely resemble yourself
Mother Nature is done

Your belly will swell, your feet will as well
Your skin will be stretched to the heavens

Scars left behind
To remind you of knocked up you


Your hair will grow thick
Your mornings get sick
Your body building the placenta
Full frontal eclipse
Baby this is knocked up you

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Knocked up
Knocked up who?
Knocked up you

In your fertile ground the seed will grow
And from this moment you'll never be alone
Your pregnancy brain won't let you forget it

Lalalalalalalalalalalala

Acid reflux is first
Then bladders go burst
Surprise in continence
Back aches and headaches it's all for the knocked up you

Your hemhoroids will itch and you'll be a bitch then be called one behind your back
Your symptoms never seem to stop for the knocked up you

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Knocked up
Knocked up who?
Knocked up you