If I could marry Christmas If I could marry Christmas Then I would never shed a tear I'd never have to miss it Eleven months of every year
If I could marry Christmas Then I would never lose my cheer You'd give me lots of presents For every month of every year
My Christmas would be here with the diamond Down on one knee Under the mistletoe I'd say, "I do, baby" Fourteen carats for the reindeer Eighteen carats on my finger Pumpkin pie for evеry dinner Wouldn't it be nice?
If I could marry Christmas Thеn I would never shed a tear I'd never have to miss it Eleven months of every year My Christmas would be here
The house would be jolly A real snow-globe scene We'd leave the Christmas lights up Till next century
A Barbie doll for little Johnny One toy car will go to Marley Me, I'm happy being naughty, yeah Oh, wouldn't it be nice?
If I could marry Christmas Then I would never shed a tear I'd never have to miss it Eleven months of every year
If I could marry Christmas Then I would never lose my cheer You'd give me lots of presents For every month of every year My Christmas would be here My Christmas would be here
If I could marry Christmas If I could marry Christmas If I could marry Christmas Marry Christmas, marry Christmas I would, I would