Must be that you want me so much
That you don't have the words
Keep me far from friends and family, baby
That's just one of your quirks
And if distance makes you fonder
I'm flattered by the distance you seek
And you know just how to thrill me
Oh honey, how you kill me

You have such a funny way of sayin' "I love you"
Forgettin' me more every day, it gets me every time
When I call you, but you're not replyin'
Oh, I'm sure you're busy 'cause you're tryin'
To show me I'm the girl you long for
Every day
You have such a funny way

My sweater from the night we met
How sweet that you're returning it
Oh, what a lovely sentiment
You said, "Don't contact me again"
And what a strange coincidence
Your grandma died and died again
And I would send condolences
If one of my phone calls
Would just go through
Kill me in many ways you do
My baby

You have such a funny way of sayin' "I love you"
Forgettin' me more every day, it gets me every time
When I call you, but you're not replyin'
Oh, I'm sure you're busy 'cause you're tryin'
To show me I'm the girl you long for
Every day
You have such a funny way

It's funny you're out drinkin',
Funny I'm at home
Funny everybody knows something that I don't
Funny how I do this every single time
So funny that I have to laugh just so I don't cry
Just so I don't cry

You have such a funny way of sayin' "I love you"
You have such a funny way
You have such a funny way