I'm sick and tired of this holiday
Not good at bein' present anyway
The songs are catchy, but they're overplayed
My relatives always know what to say
To piss me off

Small talk in the kitchen
Dated, dumb traditions
Who sucks competition (oh-oh)
Call it pessimism
December is a prison
It just makes me miss him

Is it New Years yet?
I'm gettin' bored, so can we skip ahead?
I just wanna forget that I'm at home
with nobody to hold
I'm dreamin' 'bout silver and gold (silver and gold)
Got champagne buzz down to my toes
Someone, not you, kissin' me, oh, yes
New Years, is it New Years yet?

Santa, Santa, boy, you're the worst
It's the twenty-fifth, I wish it was the first
Couples all around me, damn, it hurts
Wanna push 'em in the fireplace and watch 'em burn
Santa, Santa, why do you hate me?
I'm a gift, look how God made me
Never, never get what's on my list
Fruitcake just makes me sick (ugh)

Small talk in the kitchen
Dated, dumb traditions
Who sucks competition (oh-oh)
Call it pessimism
December is a prison
It just makes me miss him

Is it New Years yet?
I'm gettin' bored, so can we skip ahead?
I just wanna forget that I'm at home
with nobody to hold
I'm dreamin' 'bout silver and gold (silver and gold)
Got champagne buzz down to my toes
Someone, not you, you kissin' me, oh, yes
New Years, is it New Years yet?

Uh-uh-uh
Is it New Years yet?