If you wanna stay safe, you gotta do what mama says In the event of a water landing, there's only one thing you better do And let's have no misunderstanding, none of us is gonna wait for you You better use your padded ass as a floatation device, or else you drown This is only a test *scream* He used to take me into the cockpit He'd blindfold me and say unspeakable things Zoo Wee Gaa Laa Laa And I loved it, I loved it! Ohh, I looved iit! Don't kiss the pilot Or he'll fly you away, in a moment you'll never forget Nothing you felt is, like his manly embrace As he guides you to his cock... pit! There are so many things that you can do to earn your wings But never never never kiss the pilot Cuz' that pilot yes that pilot man is-a mine You bitch! slap* Ohh! slap* Why I oughta! slap* Yoou! slap* Augh! slap* And now the main cabin of Glamazonian Airways is proud to present the vocal stylings of Miss Anita Napkin Hi everybody I'm here to tell you to put up your... tray tables Wee dubba doo dubba doo dubba doo dubba doo duh doo doo Put up your tray, put up your tray tables Put up your, put up your, put up your, put up your traay... please! Put it up now Put up yours Wasn't she just great ladies and gentlemen? I had no idea you were so into scat! *farts* OOh, gurl! Well must I tell you not to fart? I 'aint your drag mom We'll call the Tsa if you drop a booty bomb The windows never open, there's no way to ventilate But we got Rupaul perfume and we sell it by the case Rupaul's Glamazon perfume, available at colourevolution. com Glamazonian Airways, Glamazonian Airways We are the queens of the sky Come on bitches show them how we Work Work it bitch Work Work it bitch Work Work it bitch Work Work it bitch Work Work it bitch Work Work it bitch Work Work it bitch