Early morning madness
Everything is wrong
Early morning sadness
Everything is crap and long
Gotta take a nap later on
Then the early morning longing will be gone
That's the thing just in time
For the chime of the dinner gong

Early morning madness
I'm a perfect man
Early morning sadness
Gotta get some rest I guess
Gotta take some time to be well
Then the early morning longing will dispell
That's the thing just in time
For the ting of the dinner bell

Early morning madness
Early morning sadness
I don't have the senti- sentiment, senti- sentiment, ah

Early morning madness
You're a total bore
Earl morning sadness
Don't wanna ride that ship no more
Sailing at that clip evermore
But the Flying Dutchman's calling me a boy
That's the thing, it's a scare
I can hear the ring trring trring trring… of a flaying funeral snare

Early Morning Madness
Early Morning sadness
I don't have the senti-sentiment, senti- sentiment, ah

Early morning madness
Early morning sadness