You're sittin' there yakkin' right in my face I guess I'm goin' to have to put you in your place You know if silence was golden You couldn't raise a dime Because your mind is on vacation and your Mouth is working overtime
You're quotin' figures - and namin' names You're tellin' stories - about dames You're over laughin' when things ain't funny You're just tryin' to sound like big big money You know if talk was criminal You would lead a life of crime