I got a girl named Bony Moronie
She's as skinny as a stick of macaroni
You oughta see her rock'n roll with her blue jeans on
She's not fat she's just skin and bones
Oh and I love her she loves me oh how happy now we can be
Making love underneath the apple tree

Well I told your mama and your papa too
Just exactly what I like to do
Well we'll get married on a night in June
Rock'n roll by the light of the slivery moon
Oh and I love her she loves me oh how happy now we can be
Making love underneath the apple tree
[ piano + guitar ]
She's my one she's my only she's my heart desire
She's a real upsetter she's a real live wire
Everybody turns up head when she goes by
She's a real good good girl really grabs your eyes
Yeah and I love her she loves me oh how happy now we can be
Making love underneath the apple tree