What were you like as a child, Elton?
As a child?

I was justified when I was five
Raisin' Cain, I spit in your eye
Times are changing now the poor get fat
But the fever's gonna catch you when the bitch gets back

Eat meat on a Friday, that's alright
Even like steak on a Saturday night
I could bitch the best at your social do's
I get high in the evening sniffing pots of glue, oh

I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch
Oh, the bitch is back
Stone-cold sober, as a matter of fact
I can bitch, I can bitch
'Cause I'm better than you
It's the way that I move
The things that I do

I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch
Oh, the bitch is back
Stone-cold sober, as a matter of fact
I can bitch, I can bitch
'Cause I'm better than you
It's the way that I move
The things that I do, oh

Bitch, bitch, the bitch is back
Bitch, bitch, the bitch is back
Bitch, bitch, the bitch is back
Bitch, bitch, the bitch is back

Reggie, you're late!
I've had to throw your dinner in the bin, get inside!