A Chevy grille ain't no match for a mailbox

Bb guns are good for breakin' glass

You can buy beer at seventeen

You don't have to lie if they don't ask

And girls don't like a kiss that tastes like Skoal

Least that's what I've been told

They'll put your ass in jail for stealin' stop signs

The biggest dog don't win in every fight

Don't make a bet you can't afford to lose

Don't jump off that river bridge at night

And there's roads where even Broncos shouldn't go

At least that what I've been told

If you're just sayin' prayers, then you ain't prayin'

If both men ain't shook hands, then it ain't sold

When Daddy don't say nothin', you better listen

'Cause he won't be here for long

And that girl ain't comin' back if you let her go

At least that's what I've been told

You better buy your weekend beer before a Sunday

Don't lay out all night before a game

Don't let grandpa's Gibson go

Diesel trucks won't run on gasoline

You better never love a girl that your mama don't

Least that what I've been told

If you're just sayin' prayers, then you ain't prayin'

If both men ain't shook hands, then it ain't sold

When Daddy don't say nothin', you better listen

'Cause he won't be here for long

And that girl ain't comin' back if you let her go

At least that's what I've been told

That's what I've been told

You better tell that girl that she's everything you want

'Cause you're gonna wish you did if you don't

If you're just sayin' prayers, then you ain't prayin'

If both men ain't shook hands, then it ain't sold

When Daddy don't say nothin', you better listen

'Cause he won't be here for long

And that girl ain't comin' back if you let her go

At least that's what I've been told, oh

A Chevy grille ain't no match for a mailbox

Bb guns were made for breakin' glass

You can buy beer at seventeen

You don't have to lie if they don't ask