Girl I always pictured it'd be pourin' down rain

With Old Hank singin' some song about trains

And midnight taillights tearin' down a highway

Or some other heartbroke cliché

But there's nothin' but blue skies as far as I can see

You pick a damn good day to leave me

Sittin' here cooler full of keystone

Nothin' to do but fish all day long

Pocket full of three-day weekend money

Ain't a heartbreak cloud in the forecast, honey

I hate to see you go but if you ask me

You picked a damn good day to leave

Well how in the hell can I watch the big game

Without me havin' you here to complain

And how am I gonna do anythin' now

Without you herе tellin' me how

Guess it could bе worse, hell, it's seventy-five degrees

You pick a damn good day to leave me

Sittin' here cooler full of keystone

Nothin' to do but fish all day long

Pocket full of three-day weekend money

Ain't a heartbreak cloud in the forecast, honey

I hate to see you go but if you ask me

You picked a damn good day to leave

No doubt

Damn good day to leave

I guess I'll miss the Bachelorette

Well what a shame

But Channel 8's about to marathon John Wayne

You pick a damn good day to leave me

Sittin' here cooler full of keystone

Nothin' to do but fish all day long

Pocket full of three-day weekend money

Ain't a heartbreak cloud in the forecast, honey

I hate to see you go but if you ask me

You picked a damn good day to leave

(Ooh-oh-oh-oh)

Yeah, it was a mighty fine day to leave

(Ooh-oh-oh-oh)