If I was a race car driver, well, I'd be right behind her
I'd be doin' 90 in a 55 tryna change her mind
And if I was an airplane pilot, I wouldn't need 35 thousand
I'd be drawin' "I'm sorry" in the blue sky over I-65

But if I was a bettin' man
I'd say she's half way to Birmingham
On the phone with her mom and them
Cussin' me to hell and back again
I bet she's got her radio on
Singin' somethin' 'bout movin' on
I'd put a hundred on her never comin' back again
If I was a bettin' man

If I was a radio Dj, well I know the songs that I'd play
They'd be about comin' home and makin' up and fallin' back in love

But if I was a bettin' man
I'd say she's half way to Birmingham
On the phone with her mom and them
Cussin' me to hell and back again
I bet she's got her radio on
Singin' somethin' 'bout movin' on
I'd put a hundred on her never comin' back again
If I was a bettin' man
If I was a bettin' man

If I was a bettin' man
And I wouldn't have folded that winnin' hand
I wouldn't be sittin' here, drinkin' beer
And waitin' on a second chance

If I was a bettin' man
I'd say she's half way to Birmingham
On the phone with her mom and them
And cussin' me to hell and back again
I bet she's got her radio on
Singin' somethin' 'bout movin' on
I'd put a hundred on her never comin' back again
If I was a bettin' man
I'd put a hundred on her never comin' back again
If I was a bettin' man
Bettin' man