I'm from way out in the country

I ain't got a lot of money

But I reckon I got everything i'm gonna need

Gas in my ol' chevy, a cooler full of heavy

Yeah, I guess you can say I like the finer things

I may never make an honor roll

But I can take you to a honey hole

And I can sit here fireside

Sippin' on something with you all night

And i'm a member of the alcohall of fame

Whether whiskey, wine, beer, rain and shine

It don't matter what I drink

When i'm recognized

Ol' Hank can write that speech i've gotta make

Under neon lights, ‘til closing time

I'll have a place in the alcohall of fame

I drink a case of busch lighty almost every single friday

On a croppie catchin' tracker with a mercury

I can drink a cold moldella on a strangers winnebago

Watchin' senior take the lead on a talladega turn three

I'm a legend at the local bar

I'm shootin' pool and throwing darts

And I may not get a trophy

But your gonna get to know me from me raisin' hell

And i'm a member of the alcohall of fame

Whether whiskey, wine, beer, rain and shine

It don't matter what I drink

When i'm recognized

Ol' Hank can write that speech i've gotta make

Under neon lights, ‘til closing time

I'll have a place in the alcohall of fame

In the alcohall of fame

Yeah, some say it's a problem, but it ain't

I'm just tryna get my name in the alcohall of fame

And i'm a member of the alcohall of fame

Whether whiskey, wine, beer, rain and shine

It don't matter what I drink

When i'm recognized

Ol' Hank can write that speech i've gotta make

Under neon lights, ‘til closing time

I'll have a place in the alcohall of fame

In the alcohall of fame