I know the right things to say
At just the right time
I know the right people to be with
And my phrases always rhyme
Always rhyme

I rarely make a mistake
About the places I go
From the clothes I wear
To the curl in my hair, I'm all show
Show

Oh, I'm an actor, I polished all my lines
I know how to take your every nickel and dime
Impressions are lasting and so is my smile
You could be my leading lady for awhile

I've mastered all the right angles and the left ones too
Oh, I'm a box office smash and the cash is my golden rule
Sometimes I lose sight of what's real and what's only a lie
But it's okay, I'll just and straighten my tie

Ooh, you'll know them by their love and by their fruit
Not by pearly teeth, Mercedes, or fine suits
Not by where they go or what they can afford
Not by Jesus as their saviour, but as their lord