Oh, Julian
I hope when I grow up I'm like you
Oh, Julian
Coolest motherfucker in the room
Ditch the band, let's go get stoned
You don't even have to walk me home
Just teach me everything you know, oh-oh

Teleport to New York on a Tuesday night
Wanna see how the city looks through your eyes
You and your leather jacket
You're the king of Manhattan
Wanna walk in your shoes, wanna share your mind
Dive bar, bum a smoke, if you need a light
I always got some matches, ain't rock 'n roll romantic

Oh, Julian
I get lonely sometimes just like you, oh
Oh, Julian
They don't understand you like I do
Ditch your plans, let's see the Mets
Don't like the sports but I'll pretend
I'm just happy that we're friends

Teleport to New York on Tuesday night
Wanna see how the city looks through your eyes
You and your leather jacket
You're the king of Manhattan
Wanna walk in your shoes, wanna share your mind
Dive bar, burn a smoke, if you need a light
I always got some matches, ain't rock 'n roll romantic

Mm, mm-mm, mm-hmm
Ain't nothing more romantic
Julian you're selfish