Bubba is a friend, he's a beer drinkin' buddy of mine
But lately somethin's happened that ain't hard to define
Bubba's got himself a cousin and I'm gonna make her mine

And she's brushin' both his teeth
And she's makin' him biscuits and gravy I just know it
And she's lovin him in that double wide late late at night

Y'know, I wish that I had Bubba's girl
I want Bubba's girl
Why can't I find a cousin like that?
Like bubbas girl
I want I want Bubba's girl
Why can't I find a cousin like that!