I wish that I could be as basic as you
Happy snapping filtered photos of food
Your small talk makes me turn to substance abuse
'Cause you're way more funny on a xanny or two

I'm never gonna be like you
I'm never gonna be like you
How do you feel under all that concealer?
Are you breathing?

I can be your friend
If we just play pretend
Fatal 'cause we're femme
Turning boys into men
We're getting high
On sororicide
Yeah, I can be your friend
If we just play pretend

If we just play pretend
If we just play pretend

Branded with your feminist tattoo
But you plump your lips to look just like Betty Boop
Heather, tell me what is your father wound?
I hate that I just wanna look like you

I'm never gonna be like you
I'm never gonna be like you
How do you feel under all that concealer?
Are you breathing?

I can be your friend
If we just play pretend
Fatal 'cause we're femme
Turning boys into men
We're getting high
On sororicide
Yeah, I can be your friend
If we just play pretend

If we just play pretend
If we just play pretend
If we just play pretend
If we just play pretend
If we just play pretend
If we just play pretend