Um lampin, um lampin, um cole cole lampin I got loowies boy, um not trampin I just came from Da-crib ya know Um on da go-throw ya tank into metro Live lyrics from the bank of reality I kick da flyest dope maneuver technicality To a dope track, you wanna hike git out ya backpack Um in my Flav-mobile cole lampin I took dis g upstate cole lampin Ta da poke-a-nose, we call da hide-a-ways A pack of franks and a big bag of frito lays
Flavor-Flav on a hype tip Um ya hype drink, come take a big sip Um in position, you can't play me out da pocket I'll take da dopest beat yougot and I'll rock-it Like chocolate, even vanilla - chocolate, strawberry, saperella Flavors are electric - try me - get a shock-a Didn't I tell you to leave Flavor Flav alone knock-a A clock on my chest proves I don't fess I'm a clock-a, rock-a rockin' wit-da-rest Flavor in da house by Chuck-D's side Chuck got da Flavor-Flav don't hide P.E. crazy, Crazy P.E. - makin' crazy loowies for the shoppin spree
Ya eatin death cause ya like gittin dirt from da graveyard - ya put gravy on it Den ya pick ya teeth with tomb stone chips And casket cover clips - dead women hips ya do da bump with - bones Nutin but love bones Lifestyles of the Live-en-dead First ya live den ya dead - died trying ta clock what I said Now I got a murder rap cause I bust ya cap with Flavor - pure Flavor
We got Magnum Brown, Shoothki - Valoothki Super-calafraga-hestik-alagoothki You could put dat in ya don't know what I said book Took-look-yuk-duk-wuk Shinavative ill factors by da Flavor Flav Come an ride da Flavor wave In any year on any givin day What a brova know - what do Flavor say Why do dis record play dat way Prime time merrily in da day Right now dis radio station is busy - brainknowledgeably wizzy Honey drippers, you say you got it You ain't got no flavor and I can prove it Flavor Flav the flav all of flavors Onion an garlic french fried potatas Make ya breath stink, breath fire Makes any onion da best crier
I know it sounds crazy but it fits perfect Peter perfect pimped a perfect Peter Honey dripper - sucker sipper - big dipper - sucker dipper Drippin suckers like its goin out-a-style Creatin flavors for da Flavor Flav pile Lampin booyee madina style
Kickin da flavor gittin busy Ya goin ouut, I think ya dizzy I think ya hungry, cause ya starvin fa Flavor Flavor most, put it on toast Eat it-en taste it en swallow it down Imperial Flavor gives you da crown Of the king called Flavor, da king of all flavors Rolls an rolls an rolls life savers Flavor Flav is in everything ya eat cause everything ya eat got flavor Flavor Flav is da first taste ya git in da mornin - ya breakfast is da flavor In between dat ta lunch - in between dat dinner - in between dat ta midnight flavor Yeah, das right I got somethin fa all da fandangoes of damangoes of da fandangoes of da mangoes