I want me a Vegas girl
I don't like the song but I'd love me a Vegas girl
How do I have the audacity to say this?
I'm a little bit of a sayist girl
Like I say this, I say that
Whatever I say I never take back
I got no respect
I stream it clean on his enormous head
I ain't got a heart to care
Ask him how long he spends in a barbers chair
I wouldn't wanna be your barber
Picture me on a sheep in a barber
I'm green like a frog and I ribbit
No I've not lost it, I'm just being silly
Really need to go, but I'm going on millie
I don't mean I'm going on millie
How much lower can you go?
My mind could only be described as unhealthy
No I wasn't made in Chelsea
I'm just living here in all with the talk

I wear them dead man's shoes
I wear them dead man's shoes
I wear them dead man's shoes
I wear them dead man's shoes
If you're gonna be the death to me
I wear them, I wear them
They're dead man's shoes, I wear them

I've had an idea, who knows that we can raise a national Iq? I do
Take every member of every reality Tv show
Put them on a little trip on a ship, then sink the boat
Thank God, Millie quit the show
I'm unbiased it's simple, Millie would have been on the ship too
I pit to anybody and everybody
There ain't a woman alive that I wouldn't give into
But you came into my life and now everything's so sweet
I found my perfect match in a woman who gives more hugs than me, Millie
Me and my bird are barmy, two peas in a pod at the marmy
Couldn't care less what the whole world thinks
Of me as long as the in-laws things that I'm charming, darling!

I wear them dead man's shoes
I wear them dead man's shoes
I wear them dead man's shoes
I wear them dead man's shoes
If you're gonna be the death to me
I wear them, I wear them

In a couple of years I'll be speaking posh
Init, he's a tot
Picture hearing me speaking in a posh accent
Like come hither now, clean my car
What did you say young man?
Is this the way young people behave nowadays, young man?
That was when she hit me with her walking stick
And said that oughta teach you for talking shit
I don't even know who she was this is what the weed does
Millie I'm gonna be with you forever
Up until the day we divorce and I get taken to the cleaners
Probably for getting caught fondling the clean-er
It's never gonna happen, she's 68, she has had 4 children
It would be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway

I wear them dead man's shoes
I wear them dead man's shoes
I wear them dead man's shoes
I wear them dead man's shoes
If you're gonna be the death to me
I wear them, I wear them
They're dead man's shoes, I wear them
I wear them, I wear them
They're dead man's shoes, I wear them
I wear them, I wear them
They're dead man's shoes, I wear them