Got a badge, a red rider at rocket camp out at nohack peak
Lookin' for jailbirds left and right tryin'a knock 'em up out the trees
Everybody I know's watchin' clint, we all like watchin' clint
Hi hi hi hiiiiii
All the li'l snaps wanna be like clint; they all wanna be like clint
But I wanna be like lee van cleef; ya know I wanna be like lee
Whatever happened to lee van cleef; whatever happened to lee?

A yellow studebaker with a 302, with a seat of green naugahyde
He put a coupla dings in that pick-up truck, a few more dents in his pride
At hilltop drive-in they're watchin' clint; they all like watchin' clint
Hi hi hi hiiiiii
All the babies scream they wanna see ol' clint; they all wanna see ol' clint
But I wanna see lee van cleef; ya know I'd like to see ol' lee
Whatever happened to lee van cleef; whatever happened to lee?

(just a lil ol' tease o' ler...)

Now the studebaker's gone, lee's passed on, clint's still sharp as can be
Hilltop drive-in is an auto mall, but no one's built over lee
He'll get a kick outta watchin' clint, we all get a kick outta clint
Hi hi hi hiiiiii
But lee never been none quite like clint, there's really only one clint
But I really did like lee van cleef; I sure did really like lee
Whatever happened to lee van cleef; whatever happened to lee?

(now for the full ler experience...)

We still get a kick outta watchin' clint; we all get a kick outta clint
Hi hi hi hiiiiii
There ain't never been one quite like clint, there's really only one clint
I always did like lee van cleef; always did like lee
Nobody's steely like lee van cleef. whatever happened to lee?
Whatever happened to lee van cleef? don't forget about lee.