Three men went out with their heads on quite right To fight to get wild things in sight Their ties not too lose, no time for a snooze Their colour of skin, it was white Their mission, in heat they should find Wild beasts for Mr. Kite His circus, it had no more visitors in sight Not even a cat that could growl
But deep in the jungle, Chief Poot and his Ahs They did not like unexpected guests They had this game with caught ones who came A sort of quiz, you could say
As days went by, their time ran short There was not a pet around They had to find more teeth and more claws To satisfy the need of the Kite To find all this stuff, the jungle grew deeper And deeper and so it would seem Chief Poot and his Ahs would soon be aware That someone was way to close
Then late one night Sly Bronson was caught His head was pointing south The Ahs were there in less than a sec Even Rambo wouldn’t stand a hope
Tied to the stick in the centre of all Without his Bondwatch he was He started to sweat, he started to cry He didn’t even notice Chief Poot With use of what they had, they got his tongue rolling He couldn’t but tell their canmp palce The Ahs and Chief Poot prepared for tomorrow The beginning of the end
Tied to three sticks in the centre of all Hundreds of Ahs were all around Tension was rising as time it grew nearer Time for the quiz
Chief Poot came into the arena Quietness fell as monsoon The first question asked: “Poottah or death?” What poottah was, was not explained But could it possibly be worse than death Really no one could tell Sly Bronson, the spaniard though had an idea “Pootah the sentence for me!”
Fifty little black men came up from behind Doing their thing up his rear end Leaving him halfway to death The question was put to D.J. Gang bang He also chose this pootah thing But this time a hundred were there
Now if they doubled each time and they were enough Your shit would be white for a couple of years “Up your ass” Pal Bao thought “Just let me have death” the Ahs started smiling so still (Chief Poot nearing his body as the sentence was passed) ”DEATH BY POOTAH!”