Just cause youre from jersey and you drive a camaro
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Are you billy ray cyrus or are you john stamos
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Shopping at target youre really cool
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Your dads the head guy at jiffy lube

There is no excuse for living in the 80s
With your rip curl and frogskin oaklies
A poodle cut with your ape drape fro
Your crimping iron has got to go

You beat your kids in the middle of the mall
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Bon jovi tour shirts youve got em all
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Rat tailed wigger youve gotta go
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Are you vanilla ice or twelve inches of snow

There is no excuse for living in the 80s
With your high top reeboks and fuzzy leg warmers
La gear are you jarimr jagr?
Drinking 12's of lucky lager

Calvin peeing sticker on your truck
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Do you like jeff gordon or dale earnheart
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Is your sister your mom or your brother your dad?
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Is your first cousin the best you've had?

Collect elvis plates and you live in a trailer
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Bad sludge rock like tad's inhaler
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Did sally struthers sign your degree?
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Did you go to devry or itt?

There is no excuse for living in the 80s
With a chest king shirt you get no ladies
Parachute pants and your stadia shoes
Stonewashed jeans and velcro roos