(You have two messages)

(First message)

Turn up the thermostat

It's only 50 damn degrees

Everybody is so warm and I'm so cold

Saying can you believe that?

She's got 17 tattoos

And she sings about the blues and she's suburban

Everybody is so obsessed with everybody else

I didn't know that so and so broke up

I was busy paying bills

I don't always think I'm right, but I know I'm wrong

I'm trying so hard to get through

I'm trying so hard to hear you

There's so much static in the line,

That I can barely hear the truth

Is it any wonder I'm the fool?

Is it a surprise to be uncool?

It's no wonder, I'm so disconnected

(Second message)

So tell me why you gotta laugh?

I guess I must have missed the joke

The over-caffeinated bull**** has good me tired

I guess you know just where it's at

You gotta have the last things

To keep your friends impressed another minute longer

I can only imagine how uncomfortable it is inside that skin

Having to stretch and mold to society

And trouble fitting it

Do you always think you're right but you know you're wrong?

I'm trying so hard to get through

I'm trying so hard to hear you

There's so much static in the line,

That I can barely hear the truth

Is it any wonder I'm the fool?

Is it a surprise to be uncool?

It's no wonder, I'm so disconnected

(The person you are trying to reach, Alecia Moore,

has been temporarily disconnected)

(Please hang up and try again later)

(Unblock yourself if you wish to be connected)

I'm trying so hard to get through

I'm trying so hard to hear you

There's so much static in the line,

That I can barely hear the truth

Is it any wonder I'm the fool?

Is it a surprise to be uncool?

It's no wonder, It's no wonder,

It's no wonder

I'm trying so hard to get through

I'm trying so hard to hear you

There's so much static in the line,

That I can barely hear the truth

Is it any wonder I'm the fool?

Is it a surprise to be uncool?

It's no wonder, I'm so disconnected

(It's no wonder, It's no wonder)

(It's no wonder, It's no wonder)