I didn't think I'd see you here
But like a penny pulled from behind my ear
An ever pleasant surprise
But you still failed to meet my eyes
Is it something that I've said
Does it still circulate your head?
Does it make you feel uneasy
Is that why you still won't see me?

You same vacant
Too complacent
You've got me on my toes
I must have left my self control at home

I'm an easy peeler
Be your latest squeeze
The sweet sour taste of monogamy
I'll hold your sweating hand in mine
I'll post pictures of us online

Don't know why I'm still so keen
On the idea of you and me
It's a concept that still thrills me
But you shoot me down and kill me
Must have said something particularly bad
Made you think that I was mad
There's always warning of the tendency
To let it end up being me

You seem vacant
Too complacent
Are you in the know
I must have let my inhibitions go

I'm an easy peeler
Be your latest squeeze
The sweet sour taste of monogamy
I'll hold your sweating hand in mine
I'll post pictures of us online

I'm an easy peeler
I'm an easy peeler

I'm an easy peeler
Be your latest squeeze
The sweet sour taste of monogamy
I'll hold your sweating hand in mine
I'll post pictures of us online

I wanna change my Facebook status
Everyone will start to hate us
They'll all be jealous
But I'll be glad
You can meet my mom and dad