It's gonna be a mechanized melee
A bit of a big bot brawl
When we get through you're gonna know it's true
The more metallic they are the harder they fall
And don't mess with me 'cause I'm a whole lot of trouble
When I'm backed up against the wall

We're gonna kick some robot chassis
So you better tell your robot nation
Have a robot prayer 'cause you better prepare
For an automaton conflagration

You think you're gonna take us down
Well, mechanical man just you just try it
You gonna ride that rail out of town

This is a robot riot
I think you know what I mean
This is a robot riot
I'm gonna break you down
And sell you for scrap metal
But I'll keep enough to build myself a trampoline
'cause you're momma was a blender
And your dad was just a washing machine

This is a robot riot

I'm gonna rip you up, I'm gonna break you down
I'm gonna take you to a chop shop down town
You know that you'll be dreadin' this android armageddon
I think you better check your fluids 'cause I know you're sweatin'
You know you're gonna lose and sing the robot blues
You'll blow a fuse and take a robot snooze
I will deactivate you you know I kind of hate you
Don't want to beat around the bushes gonna decimate you
This is a robot riot

Oh man it's on
I'm gonna rip you up and put you back together
In a new configuration just to mow my lawn
'cause your sister is a fridge and you know her light is always on
This is a robot riot

Robot riot robot riot
Robot riot robot riot

I'm gonna rip you up I'm gonna break you down
I'm gonna take you to a chop shop down town
You know that you'll be dreadin' this android armageddon
I think you better check your fluids 'cause I know you're sweatin'
You know you're gonna lose and sing the robot blues
You'll blow a fuse and take a robot snooze
I will deactivate you you know I kind of hate you
Don't want to beat around the bushes gonna decimate you

I'm gonna rip out your motherboard
And hit your fatherboard with it
I'm gonna make a tin whistle outta your windpipe
And then I'm gonna play dixie on it
I'm gonna tear out you cpu and show it to you still processing
I'm gonna dip you in bronze and put you on my desk
Man you got paperweight written all over you

Robot riot robot riot
Robot riot robot riot