She's Candace
Like the Venus de Milo
Except she's not armless and handless
She's got a big honkin' truckload of ship-launching qualities
And this is the reason she bears no resemblance to a... praying mantis

Candace
Her name has seven letters
Candace
Only wears designer sweaters

Candace
She's got an allergy to dairy
Candace
And she's anything but ordinary!