T-Series! (Yeah)
It's your big day! (Woo!)
Incredible job!
I know we had our diferences, but today
I just want to tell you!

Hey, Congratulations!
It's a celebration!
Party all day!
I know you've been waiting

Hey, Congratulations!
It's a celebration!
I just wanna tell you that
I think that you're amazing

Hey, Congratulations, to your corporation
Guess to beat one swedish boy
you need a billion nation

Yeah you did it, very nice!
and it took, was a massive corporate entity
with every song in bollywood

Now you're at number one
hope you did nothing wrong
like starting your business
by selling pirated songs

Oops! didn't think we'd see?
It's right there on Wikipedia
Get used to your past
being held against you by the media

I'm sure right now there's nothing
that you're doing that's illegal (Yeah)
I'm certain that you haven't had colussion
with the mafia

For legal reasons that's a joke
for legal reasons that's a joke
For serious, indian mafia
please don't kill me that's a joke

India
I'm sorry about the memes you're the best!
I love my indian bros
from bombay to bangladesh

I'll take on all the world for you
I'm a heavy hitter
Bout to cause me genocide
so you can call me (Hitler)

Hey, Congratulations!
It's a celebration!
Party all day!
I know you've been waiting (Oh yeah!)

Hey, Congratulations!
It's a celebration!
I just wanna tell you that
I think that you're amazing

Congratulations!
Congratulations! (It's a big day!)
Congratulations!
Congratulations! (Such a big day!)

I got a letter in the post (Hmm, what is this?)
T-Series saying cease and desist
Have a problem with me telling to
"hold their defecation"
But, let me educate you silly
that's not defamation (Woo!)
T-Series can eat on this
(still not defamation)
Suck my fucking swedish meatballs
(still not defamation)
Did you know that indians are poo-poo
in their brains?
(That's a blatant racist lie
yeah, but still not defamation!)

India got youtube figured out
That's sick son
How bout next you figure
hot to fix the system (Oof!)

Maybe all those ads will solve
your crippling poverty
but, looking at T-Series past
I'm guessing not probably
But never mind the poor people
we just here to party!
Just hit up, pop some bottles
with the nine years-old army

Non-alcoholic
cause I had a real problem
But we still out there
live it like we bout to kamikaze

So this is it
thanks for sticking with my channel
ever since I was nobody
screaming at barrels

Yeah, this is it
It's been an adventure
it's the end of the reign of
Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg

Through all the change and controversy
you've been by my side
There's no army in the world
I would rather give me watch time

It's been a wild ride
so while I can still be heard
Here's one last brofist
from the number one
in the world

Hey, Congratulations!
It's a celebration!
Party all day!
I know you've been waiting (Oh yeah!)

Hey, Congratulations!
It's a celebration!
I just wanna tell you that
I think that you're amazing

Congratulations!
Congratulations!
(Skrattar du, it's your big day!)
Congratulations! (I'm fucking lit!)
Congratulations! (such a big day!)

Congratulations, T-Series!
You did it!
Yatta desu ne
Hope that "Metoo" stuff doesn't severely affect
your bottom line!