My name is Dave and
My--my name is David and
I've got a hat the size of Oklahoma
And I've got shoes that look like Florida
And I've got a coat that is like California
I got shoes that jingle-jangle-jingle
I got shoes that... um... spurs on the feets and

Whoopie-ti-yi-yay!
W-w-whoopie-ti-yi-yay! (Whoopie-ti-yi-yay!)
W-whoopie-ti-yi-yay! (Whoopie-ti-yi-yay!)
Whoopie--whoopie-ti-yi-yay! (Whoopie... ti!)

I guess I'm just a lonesome problem guy!

Whoopie-ti-yi-yay! (Whoopie-ti-yi-yay!)
Whoopie-ti-yi-yay! (Whoopie... Ti-yi-yay!)
Whoopie-ti-yi-yay! (Whoopie-ti-yi-yay!)
Whoopie! Whoopie! Whoopie! Whoopie! Whooa!

I'm just having it
The grass leaning out the
The grass messy plains
Nothin' like my favorite thing
Halfway over them all
In an aeroplane
Highway? I've never been there
Gets up, gets up

I see long eyes gleaming
I hear a tiny voice singing
"Arise, arise the giggle grass
And praise be on the newlywed! "
I hear prairie dogs laughing
I sat on a sunbeam passing
I saw some prairie dogs laughing

Pigs and corn and corn and pigs and pigs and corn
and corn and pigs and pigs and pigs
and corn and corn and pigs and huh?