Fuck Kavanaugh, I'm a cougar
Caught in my claw, there is no law, I need a spa
Roe versus Wade, pleather and suede
Out of my way, slay what I say, hands off my gay

Yes, I feel raw, donate a bra
Eat an oyster, feeling bourgeois, tra-la-la-la
Mifepristone, Progesterone
Suck on a bone, leave us alone, stuff a calzone

Starlink anal beads
Shove it and squeeze, get on your knees
Don't like it, send a complaint
Straight to my taint, I am no saint

I never give a fuck
So I fuck how I wanna fuck
Fuck when you wanna fuck
It's all about my fuck
I never give a fuck
So I fuck how I wanna fuck
Fuck when you wanna fuck
It's all about my fuck

Get into the pelvic floor, get into the pelvic floor
Get into the pelvic floor, get into the pelvic floor
I'ma never, never, never gonna let you out
I'ma never, never, never gonna let you out

Check on the grip, cracking a whip
I got a dick, I got it thick
Banging a clit, spreading it thick
Lickity-lick, look at me sick
Sucking the tip, sucking it blue
Cum on a trick, cum on a cue
I gotta schtick, cumming too quick
Drippity-drip
Go to the club, get me a rub
Suck on a nub, stick it up, plug
Tight like a glove, fart like a schlub
Drinking a shrub and there's no Diva Cup
Doin' a drug, toilet seat up
See from above, fly like a dove
Don't give a fuck, don't feel the love
Don't call me bub, I'm sobering up

Hot flash, hairy pusstache
Tongue all up in my cabbage patch
You pissed, check the dial tone
Golden throne, I'm fucking your dome

I never give a fuck
So I fuck how I wanna fuck
Fuck when you wanna fuck
It's all about my fuck
I never give a fuck
So I fuck how I wanna fuck
Fuck when you wanna fuck